One of the first things we did after moving in was to drain the pond.

As a consequence of draining the pond, we (and the generous Manchester rain) created a muddy swamp.

As a consequence of creating a muddy swamp, a filthy beast was discovered casually wandering the premises.

Hello, world. My name is Penelope and I love to roll in the mud like a tiny enthusiastic hippopotamus.

I am now researching companies who deliver topsoil in large quantities.